I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
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Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
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If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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