How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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