no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I have fence marks all over my body
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Sorry about my life...
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