There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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