Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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