Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
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Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
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The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
not ubering you a puppy
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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