you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
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I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
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I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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