ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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