I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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