oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
You pole danced in your parka.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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