so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.