i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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