Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
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I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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