I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I don't think brook has ever known best
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize
