It's like God shit irony all over that family
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
