If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
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maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
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My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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