Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
oh god was she eating orange peels again
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
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Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
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It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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