am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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