oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
