Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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