I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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