quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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