Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
