eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
she told me i tasted like america
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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