a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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