I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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