party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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