She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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