Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
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Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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