OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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