sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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