She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
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I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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