talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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