I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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