at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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