Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
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So squirting runs in the family.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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