He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
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The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
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I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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