Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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