I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
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I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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