i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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