Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
