hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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