Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
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i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
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I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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