This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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