just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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