The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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