yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I will pee on everything he values.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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