Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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