don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
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Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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