did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
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"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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