haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
