I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
if only i could text you this smell
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
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You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
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He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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