Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
operation harelip BJ is a go
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
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my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
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Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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