Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she was so not down for the gang bang
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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