I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
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I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
You left your phone here
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